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The way that I make my breakfast sandwich is I make eggs, and I don't know what to call them but they're flat, they're basically scrambled eggs that you only lightly bother. So I butter the pan, put some tobasco in the eggs which changes how they cook, and use 3 eggs and make them flat, good for going on a sandwich. I toast the bread, put shredded colby jack on, put the eggs on top of the cheese so it melts, then top the whole thing with a truly obscene amount of tobasco and 3 kinds of Cholula. Then recently I've been putting sauteed onions and sweet peppers on top, best sandwich I've ever made.

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This song has made me realise how obssessed I am with my game I'm making. Like at least half of my day everyday is spent on thinking about it. Whether things to put in the game, stories about the characters, ideas for future games after or even ideas for animations (Yet I don't even know how to), it's consumed me. It distracts me from things I should be doing, my social life is ruined due to this thing. I talk to myself like a looney about it when I walk to school and back everyday. I spend car journeys daydreaming about it. I think about it while trying to sleep. It's horrific, as no one else has ever played it, so there's no one to talk to it about, so I become the audience. I try and do homework, but instead I start thinking of a really really convoluted way of hiding a smiley face in the game. It's gotten to such an extent where at some points I'm thinking of giving up my dream that I've been trying to get to for 11 years to try and focus on my games more.

'This is America, we legislated her wrong as a joke'

Hey BDG, hope things are going good at the apiary! I can't wait to meet all of your little guys <3

Lots of comments about this video as an anthem for mental health, but I think it could also very much be read as the internal process of a person leaving a religion

Dude predicted Severance

Time’s Almost Up

I'm a bacon, egg, and cheese Stan, but if you impregnate the sausage with maple syrup I will absolutely fuck UP a sausage breakfast sando.

fitting for brian to end the hurdy gurdy epic with a picardy third. chefs kiss.

"Whether you're a banshee or whether you're a jiangshi, you're stayin' alive" will lie rent-free in my brain forever.

Unironically the most charming vampire I've ever seen. Which is saying something.

This video was such a huge part of many, *many* fandoms its unbelievable :3

Is it just me or does Brian - and I mean this as a compliment - look like hozier’s weird little brother these days?

i cannot help but stare at sir lavalier mic

You guys notice he's singing with four distinct voices...BDG is unreal!

Literally just stumbled upon this street rn at 4am in Edinburgh. Yes I recreated this

Isn’t this the plot of NBC Hannibal?

I know its not what the song was written for but it really helped me after i left an abusive marriage, thank you Brian

Time's about up. Where are the bees, Brian?

I actually do regularly get spam emails from George Takei and Nancy Pelosi. Jamie Lee Curtis reached out to me once, but we’ve since lost touch.

As a 26 year old U.S citizen. I don't think I've ever laughed so much yet simultaneously been depressed by a video like this one.

20 minutes to make a breakfast sandwich is way too long. And 20 minutes to explain a breakfast sandwich is waaaaaaay toooooo loo

You'll get attacked wearing the wrong hat.........

this reminds me of classic Rhett and Link music videos, amazing

Bought a hat today and thought about this the whole time

This has become my family's favorite breakfast, and now I get to feel like I'm succeeding as a mother. Thank you!

Something I noticed; Brian is on the Halo Alpha wiki page.

Cringe asf

I feel like the banter on the Um, Actually episode gave him this video idea

Karen should say "thanks boss" when she gets it from you

and my country is about to do this <3 and yes it makes me wanna die

I'm vegan, and even I can respect a master at work

can anyone tell the name of background music Brian used in his dope video cover???

This is White Woman's Instagram levels of man slutiness and I'm all here for it

Is that his sister? They have the same gigantic eyes

Id love to see a followup with health sharing organizations IE prayer oriented plans common amongst religious groups. Nothing at all is covered without permission from the entire network group. You need to plead your case & the group votes on whether, for how long, and for how much to cover you.

Pffft...next you'll be telling us you're not on WhatsApp either

Ok Brian its been a whole year now.. Can you just clarify for us, is he a clone, or a robot, or wtf is going on?

4 months and 9 days left till brian becomes a keeper of bees

Did anyone get good at darts?

ketchup apologist.

I have VA health insurance so I basically have state healthcare that taxes pay for. I want you to have it, too.

Apparently i had shingles as an infant so thats fun

I hate how good this is

Someone: so what do you listen to? Me: it's complicated

I thought this was gonna be about Dream Daddy.

gotta appreciate the fundamental weirdness to that family

You actually helped me pass my AZ state health insurance exam, thanks!

I keep coming back to this video because it has such a nice catchy tune (I really love the "why do we respect something that can't do long division, sign petitions or pay with a cheque? I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THIIIINGS") but now I see so many nee comments anticipating the bee video and it makes me giggle. Brian doesn't need to be a butterfly or a beekeeper because we'll keep coming back to see what he's up to. Thank you for always making us laugh! (a caterpillar can't do that!)